My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche...
My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.
View ArticleKim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was...
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
View ArticleEscape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
View ArticleIf Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
View ArticleThe calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
View ArticleBATON DOWN THE HATCHBACKS
Dear Pun Gents, We are running a big relay race. We will have two vans, and would like to have a name for each van that goes together. One van has guys, one has the gals. We are from Silverton, so...
View ArticleA wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel...
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
View ArticleA vehicle full of nasty Bronx cougars? Cargoyles.
A vehicle full of nasty Bronx cougars? Cargoyles.
View ArticleThere was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.
There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.
View ArticleHear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.
Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.
View ArticleDo breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
View ArticleI was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
View ArticleYOU AUTO KNOW
Dear Pun Gents, we need CAR HELP: Our current slogan is “Get the Car Help You Need.” We are an auto repair shop in Eugene, Oregon. ~Leni, Eugene, OR AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: You Auto Know Get it, Ride...
View ArticleHow do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
View ArticleIt was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck...
It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
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